Why am I drinking at 9 AM in the morning?

Because Oracle has just bought Sun Microsystems. Worst mergers news I’ve heard in the last 5 years. If it had been IBM, I would be dancing around the CHIME, since that would put all Sun’s assets in to hands of a capable company that knows what they are doing.

But Oracle? I mean Oracle???? Come on! Now let’s see Java become a headless chicken, while MS eats Oracle’s DB shares every day. Back to depression now.